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In some circumstances, cybersex may in fact help a person through a rough period in an offline, loving relationship.
In such situations, cybersex may even be advisable—but still regarded as cheating.
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I hate the species of fuckboy more than my constant angry ranting about them to everyone I know can say. Even if you like said musician/filmmaker/writer, put that aside momentarily. He won’t be able to resist debating back and forth for hours upon hours in text form.The fuckboy will come running to mansplain that he doesn’t have privilege and you’re simply being dramatic and you don’t know what sexism is and he ALSO SUFFERS. He will begin the process of reeling you back in, only to repeat his cycle of shittiness. He’ll begin pursuing you as he did in the beginning. Chat with every single one of his friends and pretend the fuckboy does not exist. He knows this is not actually possible, which is why he’s doing it.The fuckboy’s greetings will roll in approximately two weeks later. The vagueness will infuriate the paranoid fuckboy and the investigation will begin via text. The texts will come flowing in with witty banter and compliments galore. Now that you are truly incapable of meeting with him ‘cause you’re thousands of miles away, he’s super into it. The fuckboy has a sixth sense for your being happy without him.In other words, a way to play out fantasies in a safe environment.
Other people are willing to concede that cybersex without the knowledge of their partner, ; nevertheless, some still maintain it's a type of "OK" cheating.Indeed, people consider cybersex to have a high degree of psychological reality—but many do not consider it to be consider it to be infidelity.Many of them believe cybersex to be similar to pornography—an extension of fantasy that actually helps to keep them from physical affairs with other people.Casually ask him for the phone number of his very close, very hot, very single friend. If he inquires, respond with, ‘Just wanna share something with him.’ He’ll wonder what you’re ‘sharing.’ Is it an article? Show up to an event he invited you to on Facebook and ignore him all night. He never replied to the cute inside joke image you sent him a week ago, but as soon as he senses that you’re smiling from a mile away, he will seek to destroy that grin. Thus, if you don’t contact him at all, he’ll begin doing it non-stop forever.