Girls guide to dating zombies


24-Sep-2018 05:25

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Read More Hattie Cross knows what you're thinking: Zombie sex? But she also knows that since a virus turned 99.9999 percent of human males into zombies, it's statistically impossible to meet--let alone date--the remaining 0.00001 percent.Unwrap a few, blow them up amd play zombie-condom-balloon dodge ball. Plus, they’re good until June 2016—which gives you plenty of time to invent a cure for zombism, administer it and wait for the zombie of your dreams to turn back into a human male. The Girls’ Guide to Dating Zombies Lynn Messina .95 trade paperback .99 ebook Read an excerpt .The absolute best part was poking fun at guys and relationships by exploring all the ways a relationship with a zombie resembles a relationship with a man.

As the author of the Hattie Cross is a zombie apologist, and she constantly takes little digs at human men, implying that zombies aren’t that much worse. If simply picks off where Seth Grahame-Smith left off—mining the comedy inherent in the marriage of zombies and women’s fiction.

Hattie Cross knows what you're thinking: Zombie sex? But she also knows that since a virus turned 99.9999 percent of human males into zombies, it's statistically impossible to meet--let alone date--the remaining 0.00001 percent.



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