Get dating app
Hopefully the next survey will examine whether the key to love comes from bonding over the things couples hate, or convening over similar burrito-filling preferences.
When it first came out a few years ago, Tinder seemed like the absolute dream – an online store for the type of hotties you never saw in real life. Say hi to the newest dating app to use up your data – Ditto.
Zoosk found that it didn’t make much of a difference whether daters mentioned bananas, pho, vegetables, or noodles: They all accounted for just a two percent increase in response rate. The suggestive eggplant, which averaged 10 percent more responses than usual.
Hell, you don’t even have to tell them, you can ghost the hell out of them. (And no, I don’t mean meeting someone in real life, don’t be stupid, it’s 2018.) What if there was an app where you can only match with one person at a time, and you’re accountable for your actions?
You’re totally over Tinder and whichever other dating app it was that you tried last week.