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I had recently returned from a trip to London and I was telling her about it and about my plans to move there, to which she responded: ‘Do you speak any other languages? You know the type -- jumps around from topic to topic with little to no segue.So I answered her question, then followed it up with ‘Why do you ask? "Unfortunately, there’s not a gentle way to say ‘Ok, this date needs to end because you’re far too dumb to allow this to go on any further.’ After a painful amount of time, I finally managed to convince her that the date needed to end, claiming that I was tired and had work the next day.” "'Oh, those bruises are from the IVs!I whispered that he was making me uncomfortable, which only resulted in more ranting.Blessedly, the bill arrived and he demanded that I give him a card to pay half.I wanted to run back out the door, but he quickly grabbed my arm and steered me towards a group of guys.After quick introductions, he left me standing there with his douchey friends while he made a beeline over to a group of girls and asked them if they wanted a drink -- and no, he never asked me if "He sat there taking shot after shot, while I patiently waited at the other end of the bar like a jackass.We met, and our conversation was going well, although something seemed a bit 'off' about her. like the fact that her arms and the backs of her hands were laced in bruises and obvious needle marks. How tall “Exactly two years ago, I made my first foray into the rabbit hole that is Tinder.
While the idea of leaving him for dead in the snow was slightly tempting at that point, I helped him inside and got him to his room.I went for the most generic first date question: I asked him what he did for a living. "There was another long silence, and then he began his first tirade of the night: ’I don’t want to tell you too much. Why would I share personal information with someone I just met?! In an attempt to make things less awkward, I changed the subject, and thankfully, our conversation started to flow a bit better for a short while.All smiles, I said, ’It’s a good thing I told you to be open at the beginning; we’ve had fun! outburst number two: "I was cowering, highly embarrassed because he was making such a scene in public."Because it was still fairly early, we decided to visit his neighborhood bar.