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” Laughs again, takes out his comb and starts combing his hair and/or rubbing his surfboard with a towel. Why just last week my boss wanted this same information. Let’s meet bachelor #3, Daniel ******, our surfing dude (As Doleen reaches his hand to shake at the last second Daniel wipes his hand across his head to fake her out-really playing the jerk). ) The skit ends as Doleen chases the cub scout around the chairs and finally the host and the boys blow the traditional kiss to the crowd as the "Dating Game" theme song plays in the background.
I formulated my life’s motto and installed it on my trusty palm-pilot. (Narrators takes the business card) I’ll give you a call first thing next week and let you know my life’s motto (again, folding his arms looking very proud of himself). Cole- standing up gives his Cub Scout pledge, strong and loud. And our lovely and gracious Doleen, played by Dillan ****** has picked Cole ******, our cub scout!! I’m Zachary *****, your host of the Dating Game!!!!
To anyone tempted to complain about that, I say: Fuck off. The skit starts with some rich people talking money. It continues as a part of the following song, serving as hook of sorts. I played “The What” for this cute junior in my Global I class because it was my favorite song on the album. At first, she was humming to Jodeci’s ‘Feenin'”–then she stopped, and her eyes slowly widened. My Walkman got passed around for the rest of class, everyone rewinding the skit. Others just stared off, retreating into the recesses of their imaginations, mouths slightly agape while Kim moaned and begged and cursed as Biggie put his thing down in the bedroom.
Who could forget the digs at Compton’s biggest hater, Tim Dog, with a few shots thrown at Luke for good measure?
Doleen- very disgusted says, “Thanks but NO THANKS! Cole- Well ma’am, first of all, I would drop EVERYTHING (looking back to Dustin) and second of all I would NOT for one instant drag you in the water! (Cole shows the example to the audience then the host takes it and shows it to Doleen who, of course, is very impressed) Doleen- Well done Bachelor #1! (holds up a fake can of shaving cream that has a circle with a shark crossed out) Doleen- rather nervously says, O. Next, I would lavish you with thee top of the line palm pilot with a built in calculator (shaking his head again, looking all proud of himself)! Now, Doleen, you have time for just one more question. (laughing and getting a kick out of his joke, maybe punching Dustin then Dustin grabbing his shoulder painfully) Doleen- No, No, No.
(looking back at Daniel who just shrugs) While in Cub Scouts, I learned island survival skills. Now here is my second question: If you had 0.00 to spend on me, how would you spend it? Doleen- Bachelors, my last and most important question is this: what is your life’s motto? Your motto is like your goals, how you want to live your life.
” Because we have such open communication I’ve been able to explain my feelings to him.
Doleen: waiting for more finally says, “But how would we get off the island? ” Daniel- Hey baby, you can surf if you want but not on MY board. (Saying “mothers” kind of slow and affectionate like) Doleen- rather annoyed, Bachelor #1???I grew up in a home where the men have sharp wit, make puns, tell entertaining stories and speak fluent sarcasm. I am drawn to people with this sense of humor, from friends and co-workers to strangers and customers.I love the challenge and excitement that witty banter provides me. In looking back at my long-term romantic relationships, the guys were always kind, caring and sensitive (something I find desirable and comfortable) but they’ve never been the “life of the party,” making me double over in laughter. My current relationship is not completely lacking laughter but I am often consumed with thoughts of “Can I live my whole life with a man who’ll never have a witty come back?Daniel- I feel at this stage in our relationship, Doleen, I can open up to you and be honest, you know let you know how I really feel.
(being very serious) And all I can say about this is …..“SURF’S UP BABY!! let’s hear from bachelor #2 Dustin- Well, I’m glad you asked this question Doleen. Bachelor #2 is Dustin ***** our businessman (Doleen shakes Dustin's hand too hard and hurts him).
He had already gotten into the car accident that turned his voice into little more than a strangled whisper, but somehow it worked anyway.