Dirty chat lines
I'll give you the D later." I heard you got a boyfriend, but girl don't try & pretend, like you don't want this dick all the way in. I blame your perfect breasts for my inability to focus during our conversations. I'd hide every chair in the world just so you'd have to sit on my face. My magical watch says you're not wearing any panties...oh, you are? "I may not have gotten your virginity, but can I at least have the box it came in? Roses are red, violets are blue, what will it take to Snapchat your boobs. Hey since I lifted your spirits, how about you lift up your shirt. Come in the house and take off ur coat, open ur mouth and let me coat the back of that throat! " (pull your pockets inside out) "Would you like to? As long as you need a place to sit, you'll always have my face. Cause yoganna love this dick I'm like a sexual snowflake. Do you have a map, because I want to find my way into your pants. I don't mind a little ketchup on the hot dog as long as the bun is tight. A girl will smile or laugh as soon as you use these types of lines to acquire her attention.
Boy: (S)weet (L)ittle (U)nforgetable (T)hing Well spread my cheeks and call me cell bitch;' you're prettier than anyone I ever met in the joint! Give you six to eight inches and make it mildly inconvenient for you to move in the morning. Hey baby, I'm kind of cold, Can I use your thighs as earmuffs? Most people say you shouldn’t use dirty pick up lines. For guys, just remember those girls are dying for some real hot and sweaty action just as much as you. Girls can use them whenever they want because they are the ones who get to choose. But then again, using these dirty chat up lines on someone may just get you a smack too.
Try these funny-cheesy & sexy pick up lines for guys to use on girls.
As promised, I’ve listed some specific dirty talk lines you can use to woo, taunt, tease or tantalize your sweetie without feeling embarrassed or tongue-tied.