Dating a bartender
Like the talent in other bars, we will judge your friends based on what they order and how they order it.
This will come in handy when introducing them to your friends and family, especially to your Great Aunt Mildrid who is just dying to get his opinion on her knitted cat jumpers…We’re sure that you’ve heard of 50 Shades of Grey, so get prepared for 50 Shades of Black and before you worry, no, your boyfriend/girlfriend isn’t part of some emo cult or movie franchise. It can be fun, terrible, exciting, hard — the adjectives used to describe it are endless.But this guide was created to help you navigate your way through all those adjectives and shed the only light you’ll ever need on an otherwise confusing, strenuous experience.As much as you want to believe that love and understanding can overcome the lifestyle differences between an industry type (bartender, waitress, cook, etc) and a non-industry type (a nine-to-fiver), it simply can’t. You’re tired of not getting a date night on the weekends because they’re working. The Alternative Lifestyle “My mom kept asking me things like, ‘Well, what does he plan on doing with his life?
He can’t bartend forever.’” – Danielle Lindgren, serial bartender dater, and one of my ex girlfriends. If we have the time, you know we are gonna hook that sweet ass up, but don’t push it. The “morning” is a fictitious time, like something from an old story book. Watch and enjoy, knowing you’re getting the nookie and they’re getting the bill. If something is on special, or the bar is 3 deep at the well, don’t ask for something high maintenance. Even if we’re not looking at you, we hear and will have advice for you. When we text you we are closing, it means we are kicking out the wasted frat boys. There are all sorts of disgusting things that have to be cleaned before we even think about leaving. This was a guy who had nothing but smiles and high fives for me, when I came into the bar to visit her. While hate-fucking bartenders is a bit extreme, Jeff’s story is not an uncommon one.